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"Ekran"
Creative Association
1990

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That's Impossible

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Soda!

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To your place!

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Dog is Man's friend, but...

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Mother...

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Harmony and order!

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That's impossible.

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There's grass in the yard. 
There's firewood on the grass.

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On the grass on the grass,
there's firewood on the grass.

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Comrade street-sweeper...

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On the grass on the grass on the lovely green grass
on the grass, on the grass, trallallala

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Grass in the yard, there is grass in the yard
Always crowds in the yard, in the yard.

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Hey lady

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That's impossible

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because... this is not... ah... this is not...ah, a... 

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Oh, oh, ah, ah!

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This is not allowed!

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The Health Department warns you..

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Hop. Hup-two. Right turn! Hup-two.

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Forward. Hup-two! Left turn, hup-two!!

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Lay egg! Hup-two!

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Help!

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Comrade, militiaman, over there!

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Beg pardon,

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Comrades, but that's impossible!

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That cannot be, because it's impossible!

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Comrade operator! That's better!
[Script S. Shats Director Yu. Butyrin]

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Art-Director Yu. Isaikin
Camera E Gaman

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Music A Kiselyov
Sound N Kudrina
Voice actor V Abdulov

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Animators V Sporykhin, S Sichkar
M Zajtsev, I Gundyryeva

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Background art: A Grishanova
T Areshkova, Zh Koryakina,
T Velikorod, T Sedova

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Montage G Drobinina
Text editor A Feodoridi
Producer L Zaryuta

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The End
Trans. by G. Glagoleva (Filmexport Studios),
ed. Niffiwan, timings by Eus, Oct 2021